Chapter 5 - The Glitter Trap, The Morning Stare-Down, And The Rules Of Engagement

At 6:00 AM sharp, my alarm went off on my phone.
I didn't hit snooze.
I sat straight up in bed, stretched my arms, and swung my legs onto the hardwood floor, a wicked little smile playing across my lips.
Industrial adhesive and silver glitter.
Amateur hour.
Working with teenagers in South Boston foster homes had taught me things about improvised traps that would make a CIA operative blush.
I walked into the bathroom, washed my face with cold water, and got dressed.
Today's uniform: a pair of reinforced canvas cargo pants, a black thermal turtleneck, and a pair of heavy-duty steel-toed work boots I had kept from my summer volunteering on a Habitat for Humanity site.
Let them drop their industrial glue. My boots were rated for construction sites.
By 6:30 AM, I stepped out into the second-floor hallway.
The corridor was dead silent.
The morning light filtering through the high windows cast long, pale shadows across the floorboards.
I walked toward the east wing—the stretch of hallway directly outside Evan and Caleb’s adjoining bedrooms.
Sure enough, right in the center of the walkway, about three feet outside Evan’s door, a suspicious patch of floorboards had been carefully coated in a thick, translucent layer of industrial super glue, topped generously with a blinding blanket of metallic silver glitter.
It looked like a fairy had exploded in the middle of a hardware store.
I stopped right at the edge of the trap, crouching down to inspect their handiwork.
Not bad. The adhesive was high-viscosity, meaning it would take hours to scrub out of carpet, though on polished walnut, it would peel off in thick sheets if you knew how to break the bond.
Suddenly, a door creaked open behind me.
Evan poked his head out, his dark hair sticking up in every direction, rubbing sleep from his eyes.
He took one look at me crouching at the edge of his trap, waiting for me to scream, swear, or slip face-first into the glitter.
I didn't move.
Instead, I reached into my cargo pocket, pulled out a small pocketknife with a flathead screwdriver attachment, and calmly began scraping up a square patch of the dried glue and glitter in front of my left boot, lifting it off the wood in one clean, satisfying sheet.
Evan’s eyes widened until I thought they might pop right out of his head.
He stared at me as if I were an alien life form that had just landed in his hallway.
"Good morning, Evan," I said cheerfully, not looking up from my scraping. "Next time, use a solvent-based activator if you want the adhesive to bond properly with the polyurethane finish on the floor. Otherwise, it just peels right off. Rookie mistake."
Evan’s jaw dropped so low it practically touched his chest.
He opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out—just a strangled little squeak of pure, unadulterated shock.
"Also," I added, standing up and brushing the metallic silver glitter off my hands and onto my cargo pants, "the glitter is a nice aesthetic touch, but it really clashes with your gray hallway wallpaper. Let's aim for a more cohesive color palette for our next tactical ambush, okay?"
Evan slammed his bedroom door shut so hard the entire wall shook.
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I let out a bright, triumphant laugh, turned on my heel, and marched down the stairs toward the kitchen to make breakfast.
Seventy-two hours.
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